my sex drive has a first name…

…and it’s Ruby.

Ruby also has no conscience.  Her ideas of right and wrong come from the rest of us.

Red, simillarily, has no conscience.  She’s really good at lying.  She’s the rebel-type.

Abby protects us, and most other girls, and the few boys she likes.  She used to hate boys with a vile passion, which two of our former boyfriends fell victim to.  Shay was the first boy she ever liked.  Miraculously, she also likes Jay and Matt.  These days, if Abby doesn’t like a boy, we listen to her.

Alicia was the birth personality.  Originally, she was a shell, but at the recent re-split, she was buffed out by Katie and Julia, who no longer exist separately from Alicia.

Monkey is a lot of fun.  She’s also cute, happy, and playful.

Wrath is a lot of negative feelings.  She’s where our self-loathing goes, and she has our bad dreams.

Electra is a robot.  She isn’t in use right now.  She’s probably in a closet.

Helen is the “get shit done” personality.  When we need to be motivated and focused, she gets on it.  With help from Monkey, because she’s not very sociable.

Just so ya know.

~ by Monkey on February 9, 2007.