Dear China:
Can you please attempt to be a little more retarded? You haven’t met your quota for this month.
You know, maybe the lead is the cause of all these paranoid conspiracy theories…you might want to lay off for a little while. I hear that shit’s bad for you.
Love and kisses,
-Monkey
I knew that Dalai Lama was up to no good!
Yeah, him with his flowing robes and preaching peace! How dare he, eh?