Dear Joss Whedon,

You’re a fucking genius.  I hope Dr Horrible sells four zillion copies.  I also hope that if any of your AWESOME shows get cancelled because people are lame again, you sell them this way to spite Fox.

<3<3<3<3

-Alicia

Dear Meatloaf,

I regret to inform you that you are not hardcore. Enjoying sex and motor bikes may have made one a badass in the 1950s, but even then you usually had to be a smoker too.

You are, however, still absolutely awesome, so I’ll forgive you, even if this sort of thing pops up again on Bat Out Of Hell 4 or something.

Love always,

Alicia